William D.

One day, an old man and his daughter went to the doctor and the doctor said, "How's your connection with God?" The old man said, "We're going along great. When I use the bathroom he turns the light on for me, and when I'm done he turns it off." The doctor told the old man's daughter about this and she said, "That moron, he's using the fridge again!"

funniness: 5.59

rating: PG