eric h.

There aren't any Indians down there -General Custer Like one wussy little bomb can do anything -mayor of Hiroshima Hey, watch this!! Why did we install a "destroy entire base" button? -bond villain You think that that chunk of wood can kill me? -Count Dracula There aren't any mines in that field One more couldn't hurt They'll never hit it -Storm trooper on the death star Of course they're not cannibals Maybe they're friendly wolves What's a Gun? -African warrior Pull the pin and count to what? Duck? Where? Cool! Free wooden horse! -Trojan soldier Hey, Noah! Wait for us!! -The unicorns ?and my god strike me down now if I'm lying "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad." - Sadaam Hussein

funniness: 4.47

rating: PG