jonathan P.

Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace". Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy." Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

funniness: 2.75

rating: PG