William D.

One day in a 10th grade class, there were 3 students absent. A boy showed up and the teacher asked, "Why are you late for school?" The student said, "I was in Virginia Beach." Another boy showed up and the teacher asked, "Why are you late for school?" The boy said, "I was in Virginia Beach." A girl showed up and the teacher said, "Let me guess, you were in Virginia Beach." The girl said, "No, my name is Virginia Beach."

funniness: 5.14

rating: PG-13