Jorie H.

Two senile women were driving down the highway. Lorena and John Bobbit were in the car in front of them. John kept bothering Lorena for an on the road sexual favor. Lorena finally got irritated and chopped of John's dick. She then threw it out the window. It hit the winsheild of the two senile women. The first woman said, " Now what the hell was that". The second woman answered back, "I don't know, but that bug had the biggest dick I ever saw".

funniness: 5.58

rating: PG-13