Adam G.

1) This is problebly one of the WORST things I have done. There was a thing that said porn on it, I clicked it, and it turned out it was gay porn! (I'm a boy) 2) In church, during the time you give handshakes to people, I gave two to a person. 3) I got jumped and beat up by a sped :( 4) I was IM-ing with two people, my friend, and this hot girl, and I meant to write this to my friend, but i wrote this to the hot girl; I know she's gonna ask me out someday. 5) I'm Polish and someone called me a Pollack and I thought that was a good thing... 6) When I was a little kid, I farted during silent reading time and then I started to cry which made everyone know it was me that farted :(. 7) My friend slept over and i was a little sick so my mom made me sleep with her for the night, while my friend was over!!! 8) I banned my cousin in 4 online games, and he didn't even do anything bad to me. 9) I broke two of my ipods 10) I told the whole world all of these embaressing moments.

funniness: 4.06

rating: PG