Jasen R.

-The Day After Mary Got Pregnant She Walks Up To Joesph and says: Mary: Honey, you know how we haven't made love at all since we've met. Joesph: I know but i'm willing to do something excting soon. Mary: Well, last night an angel came from the heavens above and said to me,"You going to have the son of god" -Then I got pregnant with a boy. I felt real awkward and all...so what do u have to say about this boy... Joesph: Jesus Christ!!!! Mary: Oh so you already heard about him. ----------------------------------------------------------- -One Day this son decides he wants to be a vegitarian. So that night at supper... Mom: Here we are Lettuce and Steak. Who's hungry? Little Sister: I am mommy!!! Son: Mom, Dad today i have decided to become a vegitarian. Dad: No Son Of Mine is gay....Eat you steak you damn pussy!!! *Everyone Gasps*

funniness: 2.92

rating: PG-13