Jorie H.

One day Grandpa decided to take little Johnny fishing. About ten minutes into the trip Grandpa pops open a beer and takes a swig. Little Johnny says, Grandpa can I have a swig of that there beer? Grandpa says, Little Johnny can your dick touch your ass? Little Jonny says no Grandpa it can't. Grandpa says then you're not old enough to swig on this beer. Ten minutes later Grandpa pulls out a cigar. Little Johnny says, Grandpa can I have a puff of that there cigar? Grandpa once again says, little Johnny can your dick touch your ass? Little Johnny hurt by this says no Grandpa it can't. Grandpa says then you're not old enough to puff on this cigar. Fifteen minutes later Little Johnny pulls out a bag of cookies. Grandpa says, little Johnny can I have one of them there cookies? Little Johnny says, Grandpa can your dick touch your ass? Grandpa says, why yes it can Johnny. Little Johnny then says, well then go fuck yourself cuz these is my cookies.

funniness: 4.70

rating: R