Matt S.

If there is a competition for the worst waiter of the year, here is a good candidate: Every year on her aunt's birthday, Sam takes her aunt to her favorite restaurant. This year, when they went, they got a rookie waiter for their table. He messed up on every order: They order chicken, they get beef. She wants corn, he brings green beans. When he came and asked if they want dessert, the aunt goes, "What do I have to order to get a piece of cheesecake?"

funniness: 3.60

rating: G