Forrest C.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and have a long conversation about their various faiths. Then Billy Squire breaks in and seranades them with some awesome "My kinda lover" action. Then a red pitbull bites Billy Squire and he becomes the Masked ballerina dancer. He twists and turns in his spandex glory so quickly the moon crashes into New Jersey. The rats of NJ know this is coming so they quickly make rat bridge to North Carolina. All the rats escape with Abe Vigoda and start a new life in the confederacy. The red pit bull comes and eats half their population, and Abe Vigoda uses his stiff upper lip to helicopter to Atlantis, were Billy Idol is king. All (except the dead) live until the age of 567 years and make lots of macromei.

rating: PG