riley t.

One day, a little boy goes up to his father and asks him what the difference between practically and literaly is. The father replies, "Well son, go ask your mother, sister, and brother if they would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." The little boy goes up to his mom and asks, "Mom, will you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother answers "Yes, a million dollars is a lot of money that we can use to help pay off the bills." Then the little boy goes up to the sister and asks the same thing. The sister replies, "Sure, I love the guy!" And finally he goes up to his older brother and asks if he would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. The older brother contemplates this for a while and then answers, "Well, he is a guy, but we are talking a million dollars here." So then later the boy goes up to his father and tells him he has his answers but still can't figure it out. The father then tells him to think on it for a few days. A few days pass and finally the little boy figures it out. He goes up to his father and says, "I got it." The father then says, "So have you figured it out son?" "Yes father," said the son. "Literaly we are sitting on three million dollars, practically we are living with two sluts and a gay!"

funniness: 6.68

rating: PG-13