David S.

There was once a boy in 4th grade who had been held back several times. His name was Johnny Stickitupmore. Johnny was also the president's son. Eventually Johnny went into puberty. Even though no other kids in his grade felt as he did (since they were five years younger thean Johnny), he felt extremely horny. He decided he'd stay in for recess to grope his teacher. So he did. At first she yelled "NO! Not in a million years!" Johnny simply replied,"My dad is the president, so I'll just tell him to fire you." The teacher felt forced so she let him. The next day Johnny felt hornier than before. He told the teacher that day during recess, "Let me see you naked." At first she yelled "NO! Not in a million years!" Johnny simply replied,"My dad is the president, so I'll just tell him to fire you." So she let him. The next day Johnny felt hornier than ever. So that they at recess he went up to the tacher and said, "Let me screw you." At first she yelled "NO! Not in a million years!" Johnny simply replied,"My dad is the president, so I'll just tell him to fire you." So she let him. While Johnny and the teacher were having sex, the principal walked in. The principal yelled, "JOHNNY STICKITUPMORE!" Johnny said, "I cant my dick is stuck!"

funniness: 4.63

rating: R