Alex V.

Two hill-billies were walking down a dirt road. One says to the other "What's in the bag?" The other guy replies "Some chickens". The one guy says "If I guess how many chickens are in the bag, can I have one of them chickens?" The other guy replies "Sure, I'll give you both of them if you get it right". The other other guy says "Ok...Ahhh, five?"

funniness: 5.50

rating: PG