anna s.

Every weekend little Petey went out to buy new clothes. Every Monday when he went to school people asked if he was wearing new clothes. Petey McPeteson would say, "Thanks for asking and noticing!" Eventually, he got tired of saying asking AND noticing. So he went online to see if there was a word that meant asking and noticing. There wasn't one. So Petey decided that he would make up a word. The next Monday when he went to school and someone asked him if he was wearing new clothes, he said, "Thanks for asskissing!"

funniness: 5.24

rating: PG