Andre B.

A princess was ready to become married, yet she had a problem. everything she touched melted. So the king said,"Anyone who can bring me something that my daughter cannot melt, can have her hand in marriage." No one was able to bring anything that she couldn't melt. The king and his daughter were in despair when a guy came and said he had the thing that she could not melt. He said for her to reach inside of his pocket. What was it? keep scrolling scroll scroll scroll... It was M&M's! They melt in ur mouth, not ur hand. This copyright of a website i cannot find anymore to ask permission. please don't sue.

funniness: 1.80

rating: PG