Alex V.

Here are 3 pretty short but funny jokes. Joke 1 ******************************* Back in my day, my sister was in the rodeo. Yup, she was real good at it too! People could never stay on her. Joke 2 ********************************* My wife looks allot like a celebrity. Everytime we walk down the street people go "Hey look it's Mel Gibson!". Joke 3 ********************************* I came home one night and heard someone crying, so I yelled "What's the matter"!? In response I got "I went up to play with the girls, and they slammed the door and called me stupidhead". I said "It's ok honey, but please stop, your scaring the kids!"

funniness: 4.35

rating: G