Serg C.

A traffic policeman stopped the car that was drove by drunk driver. After short conversation he said, "Ok I let you go if you tell me a funny joke I never heard. Just keep in mind it must be neither about cops nor traffic police". "Ok", driver said, "do you know how they make birth control in China?" "?" "They take men that goes to that procedure, undress them and lay on the beds in the room. Then drop to that room nude girl that just like a model. Of course those men get excited and have great erection." "So what?" "Just they have their dicks up the guy with a machete runs through the room and axes those things" "And what do they do with them?" wondered policeman. "Oh, longest they give to cops as a sticks, and shorter ones as a traffic whistles"

funniness: 3.80

rating: R