Jonathan T.

One day a couple was looking through a newspaper and they found an interesting article. the wife sent her husband to get some scissors so that she could cut it out. he went to a drawer where he had seen some scissors and came upon a picture of a man he did not recognize. he angrily called his wife over. Whos this he asked. your other husband right? no she protested. then your lover right? no she repeated. then surely hes your pimp right? no honey its me before the operation she replied!

funniness: 4.55

rating: PG