EBZ w.

One day after School a blonde girl who had just started year 1 told her mother proudly, "Mum All the other kids in my class can can only say their abc's up to ABCD but i can say up to ABCDEF." The next day she told her mother again, "Mum I can count up to 10 and the other kids can only count up to 5." Then the next day she asked her mother, "Mum why do I have bigger boobs than all the girls in my class?", to which her mother replied, "That's because you're 23, dear."

funniness: 5.06

rating: PG