Kilian M.

In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous ... or what?" "Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them." --------- Next Time you think your perfect, try walking on water --------- What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat? Divorce her. --------- Guess who i bumped into in specsavers! Everyone! --------- At an army training camp in Florida, the Seargent is giving a talk: "The main quality we look for in this army is commitment and this is what I call commitment." An alligator came in the room and bit the seargents penis. It stayed there for about a 10 seconds then the seargent poked it in the eyes and kicked it off. "Now who's ready to show their commitment?" said the Seargent. A man put his hand up and said "I will, but promise you won't poke me in the eyes." ------- A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it. ------

funniness: 6.52

rating: PG