nathan d.

a man turns to his wife "honey , last night , was the best night of my life , you where on fire" as he pours the coffee , he hears someone coming down the stairs , his wife smiles . "who's that" says the man , his wife just keeps smiling "last night , did we have a threesome" , "no just a twosome" says the wife a big fat bloke turns the corner , naked but for a towel, the husband is confussed "did i dream us two , and you where up ther with ... that" she replies "well , you did dream us two , but your the one who showed our vister how to park a car round the back" the husband is still confused "theres no car round the back" "thats because he hasn't got a car!"

funniness: 1.83

rating: PG