shane s.

this one time i was eating and then a horse came to the fucking(thats right i said fucking)door and then i was like dad there is a fucking horse at the door and he was like no theres not you stupid bring me a beer and i was like you dont drink beer so george clooney started harrasing me so my brothers cousins second aunts dog attacked his wiener and it was funny but batman phoned the cops what will happen? tune in to this one time part two coming ha ha i said coming soon

funniness: 1.67

rating: R