Zesty s.

one time i was voluntering at the old folks home. the elderly woman asked me to fetche her a glass of water. so i did. when i gaev it to her she said," god bless you. you're going straight to heaven." then this other elderly woman turned around and said to me," don't listen to her. she's all screwed up in the head. she has problems." being shocked i was all" seey'all next week!"

funniness: 2.25

rating: PG