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A blonde was sitting in first class, but she didn't buy the seat. The stewardess came over and told her to get back to her seat. But she said, "No, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm sitting in first class." The stewardess went to the captain. The captain told the blonde to get back to her seat. But she said, "No, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm sitting in first class." The co-pilot looks over and the captain explains what's happening. The co-pilot goes over to the blonde, whispers something in her ear, and she gets up, thanks him, and goes to her seat. The captain asked him what he said. The co-pilot looks at him and says, "I told her that first class doesn't go to New York."

funniness: 6.07

rating: PG