Kayla B.

Vets office: "all unattended children given free kitten" Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed." Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one Weak." At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello, can we pick your nose?" Sign at the psychic's Hotline: "Don't call us, we'll call you." At a Towing Company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs." On an Electricians truck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On Maternity Room Door: "Push, Push, Push." At an Optometrists Office "If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place." On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a fence: "Salesmen Welcome, Dog food is expensive." Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary, we'll hear you coming." In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!" Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait." In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

funniness: 6.87

rating: PG