nathan s.

A man finds a magic lamp, he rubs it, and a genie comes out the genie says "I WILL GIVE YOU 3 WISHES". "OK" says the man. "I wish... I had a new car" and *poof*. he had a new car. "I wish it was full of money" and *poof* it was full of money. "I think I will save my last wish for later. So he drives home in his new car, sits down on the couch and turns on the radio. His favorite song comes on and he starts to sing along "I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MAYER WINER...."

funniness: 5.40

rating: G