Peter F.

Back in the 60's,it was John's first day of school, and their strict teacher gave them homework.They were to write down the ABC's. John was a bit slow, so he was going to need his family's help. John went home and asked his mom, What are the ABC's? His mom was on the phone, so she said shut up. John wrote it down and went to his sister's room. John asked his sister, What are the ABC's? His sister was listening to music, so she said La-La-La. John wrote it down and went to his little brother's room. John asked his little brother, What are the ABC's? His little brother was watching batman, so he said Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na Batman! John wrote it down and went to his big brother's room. John asked his big brother, What are the ABC's? His big brother was watching football, so he said 49er's 49er's. John wrote it down and went to his Grandma's house John asked his Grandma, What are the ABC's? His grandma was making bread, so she said, my bun's are burning, my bun's are burning! The next day at school the teacher asked John to present his homework to her. John said Shut-up! Do you want to go to the principal's office?, the teacher asked. John said La-La-La. So she sent him to the principal's office. The principal asked, What is your name? John said Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na Batman! The principal sent him back to the teacher to give him whippings. The teacher asked, How many whippings do you want? John said 49er's 49er's! So she started giving him 49 whippings. John screamed MY BUNS ARE BURNING, MY BUNS ARE BURNING!

funniness: 4.50

rating: PG