Ben S.

A man was looking for some sex with a hooker after his wife left him 3 months ago. so he found a hooker and asked how much a blo-job was. She replied, "tweny five dolars." "shit, I only have five bucks on me, what can u do for five dolars. I can give u a penguin blo-job. anything the guy said... So they went into an alley and she went to work on the guy. And just as he was about to orgasm, she got up and walked away. WAIT he screamed wadling towards her

funniness: 5.93

rating: PG-13