Adam K.

A Zookeeper was having a contest were there was three rounds and you could win $1,000,000,00.00. A drunk man came in and wanted to do it and they started.The Zookeeper sai "First you need to chug down this gallon of hot sauce without any water." The drunk man did. The zookeeper the said "Second I want you do go into the alligator and pull its loose tooth then You need to have sex with this fat ass ugly women." The drunk man then went into the aligator pit and ten minutes later he came out and said "Where is the Fat ass lady with the loose tooth?"

funniness: 5.13

rating: PG-13