Alex V.

Here are a few disses, to someone you hate. The person I'm using as example is "Daniko" Diss 1- Q:What do Daniko and a Vacuume have in common? A:They both suck something Diss 2- Daniko is better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner. Diss 3- Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you? Diss 4- Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? Diss 5- Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds Diss 6- Your so fat, when you weighed yourself it said "To be continued". Diss 7- Your so ugly, that when you auditioned for a Kong movie, they said "Sorry, were not looking for REAl Gorillas. Diss 8- Daniko lives near a haunted house, full of dead zombies and shit. One day his friends (I mean his sister) dared him to go inside. About an hour later, he came out with a job! Diss 9- Three men were walking down the street and came to the Guiness Book of World Records building. The first man said, "I bet I have the smallest hands". He came out of the building and said, "I do have the smallest hands in the world!". The second man said I bet I have the smallest feet". He came out of the building and said, "I do have the smallest feet!". The last man said, "I bet I have the smallest dick". He came out of the building and said, "Damn, do you know who Daniko is?" Diss 10- Daniko should join the Ku Klux Klan -- he would look a lot better with a hood over his head Diss 11- Daniko goes to the dentist twice a year. Once for every tooth Diss 12-Daniko has a big heart, and a stomach to match Diss 13- Daniko is a light eater. As soon as it gets light, she starts eating Diss 14- Daniko carried a double-barreled gun to the ball game, because he heard the Lions were playing the Tigers. Thank you!

funniness: 4.00

rating: PG-13