Darian M.

Three rednecks were going to jail and were told they could bring one thing to jail. The first one brought a paint set. The second one brought a basckett of candy. The third one just stood there giggling. The first on asked him "Buddy, what did you bring?" He said "Box of tampons." The two stared at each other. Finally, the second one asked "WHY?!" He said "Well on the back it says I can go swimming, horseback ridding, and every thing else you want to enjoy."

funniness: 4.50

rating: PG