eric p.

Little Johnny comes home from school one day, walks up to his mother and says, "Mom, today I fucked the teacher!" Astonished at what he said, she sends him to his room until his father gets home. His father gets home and hears about the incident, and he's proud of the boy. "How old are you now Johnny, 13, 14? How about that new bike you wanted?" The father asks. So the father goes out with little Johnny to buy the bike, and buys it for him. "So, would you like to ride your new bike home Johnny?" the father asks. "Sorry, I can't." Johnny replies with a frown, "My ass is still sore."

funniness: 6.75

rating: R