Alex D.

What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common? They put 40 year old meat between 5 year old buns. Why did Michael Jackson go into K-Mart? He heard they had boys' pants half off. How are Michael Jackson and acne different? One doesn't come on your face until you're 13. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to small children. One is a plastic bag.

funniness: 7.84

rating: PG-13