Anna M.

A man walked in to a pub with a giraffe and they got absolutely hammered! The giraffe got of the bar stool and fell over! As the man went to leave the pub, the barman said to him, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there.." And the man turned to him, tutted and said, "That's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

funniness: 4.44

rating: G