alex b.

A very passionate boy and girl got married. Every day, when the boy would come home from work, he would strip off his cloths, go straight to their bedroom, and fuck the girl for 3 hours straight. This went on for 5 years of marraige. Until one night, he came home went to their bedroom, and fucked the shit outta her for 3 hours straight, he then turned on the light. It was his wife's best friend. She walked in on them completely naked. She yelled dammit you fucker if you would've answered your mother fucking phone you would've fucking heard me say that my friend got kicked outta her house and had to sleep here tonight. He then said I don't have a cell phone. She then says oh shit I'm sorry it's the mail man's.

funniness: 4.33

rating: R