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Little Johnny is playing outside, but he gets all dirty in mud and his Mom tells him he needs to take a shower. So Johnny goes into the bathroom, but his Dad is in the shower. "Daddy can I go in the shower with you? Mommy says I need to take a shower." Johnny's dad says okay. Once in the shower, Johnny points at his dad's dick and asks "Dad what is that?" Johnny's dad, thinking that Johnny is too young for the long explanation says, "Johnny, that is my snake." The next day Johnny is playing outside again and he gets all dirty in the mud. His Dad tells him he needs to take a shower. So Johnny goes into the bathroom, but his Mom is in the shower. "Mommy, can I go in the shower with you? Daddy says I need to take a shower." Johnny's mom says okay. Once in the shower, Johnny points at his Mom's boobs and asks "Mommy what are those?" Johnny's mom, thinking that Johnny is too young for the long explanations says, "Johnny these are my headlights." Then Johnny points at his Mom's pussy and says "Mommy what is thaT?" His Mom says "Johnny that is my forest." That night Johnny cannot sleep, and he runs into his parents room screaming, "Mommy, Daddy I can't sleep, I'm having a nightmare!!" So Johnny sleeps in his parents bed. In the middle of the night, Johnny says "Quick Mom, Turn on your headlights, there's a snake in your forest!!"

funniness: 6.27

rating: R