ryan g.

One night a very handsom looking man walked into a club and met an extremely beautiful woman. After having a long talk, the man brought the woman back to his house. When they were both naked and about to make love, the woman noticed the man's tiny penis The woman says,"I thought that you said you were big." The man quickly replies,"It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean." The woman insultingly replies,"With the size of that boat, there wouldn't be any motion in the ocean!!" The man then looks down and sees something in the woman's crotch and says, "yours isn't much bigger."

funniness: 4.93

rating: R