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This is a true story: I was at my grandmas and all my relatives on that side of the family was there. Well we live by the water so we had some sea food. My cousin went crabbing and brought back what he caught. My aunt was at a picnic table eating some crabs. My cousin came from inside and my aunt asked him, "So J.C. your the one with the crabs, right?" He, of course said,"Yes." My aunt who was now drunk said, "You know they have lotoin for that now!" We were laughing for a good while on that one. Crabs- 1. sea food 2. a synonym for pubic lice.

funniness: 3.81

rating: PG