Abraham R.

Three people wanted to see which one of them was the bravest person. One of them was a teacher, one of them was a doctor, and the last one was a gardener. They decided to go to the haunted house on top of the hill. And the one to stand up to the ghost will be crowned the bravest of them three. So, the teacher goes up the hill and goes into the house. And as she walks in, a ghost appears and says, "I'm the ghost of the Great Houdini, I'll chop your dick off and eat your weenie!" The teacher screams and runs out the house. Then the doctor walks into the house, and once again the ghost appears and says, "I'm the ghost of the Great Houdini, I'll chop your dick off and eat your weenie!" The doctor screams and runs out the house. Then the gardener comes inside the house and the ghost appears in front of him. And the ghost says, "I'm the ghost of the Great Houdini, I'll chop your dick off and eat your weenie!" And the gardener looks up at the ghost and says, "Well, I'm the guy who cuts the grass. You touch my dick, I'll kick your ass!"

funniness: 5.21

rating: PG