Owen D.

Two hunters went off into the woods. They agreed to go seperate ways to see if they can kill something and bring it back. One of the guys notices that 5 minutes later the other guy screams. The man rushes over to investigate and to ask him what was wrong. The man said ' I saw a deadly poisonous viper but i didnt scream. Then i saw a man eating bear, but it ignored me and i didnt scream either.' The other man asked 'why did you scream then?' The man replied 'well two squirrels climbed up my leg into my underwear and were discussing whether they should eat their food now or take them home.'

funniness: 4.76

rating: PG