Sashsa B.

Compliment people on their shoes Ask the person in the next cubicle if there is anything swimming in 'their' bowl Scream "Oh my god what the hell is that!!!" Pretend to fall in [with appropriate sound effects] Start a sing-along Kick open cubicle doors camera in hand Ask in a small trembling voice "Is there a doctor in the house?" Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper Put sand paper on the toilet seats Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl

funniness: 5.65

rating: PG