Alex V.

Two Zebras were by the water hole drinking, when one of them says "Are we white with black stripes, or black with white stripes". The other Zebra says "Pray to god and he'll tell you". So, that night, the zebra prayes, and hears gods voice saying "you are what you are". The next morning, the Zebra said "I prayed to god last night, and he said "you are what you are". The other Zebra says "Then your white with black stripes" The other Zebra says "Why" The other Zebra replies "Because, if you were black with white stripes, God would of said "Yo are who Yo are".

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