Ginger M.

A very unattractive, nasty, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart Greeter, after saying hello asks, "Are they twins"? The ugly woman snarls, "Hell no, the oldest one, he's 9, and the younger one, she's 7. What made you think they were twins. Do they look alike to you?" "Hell no," replied the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

funniness: 9.16

rating: PG-13