Erinn F.

when i was a young child, my dad took me to see my uncle in a nursing home. i was talking to an elderly lady and i, being an inquisitive child, asked her "why do old people love God so much" and she said:: "Child, when your husband's dead, your friends cant drive over to see you, and ur sight and hearing are bad so you cant watch TV, God is all you have LEFT"

funniness: 3.80

rating: G