Conan S.

The policeman brought four boys before the judge. "They caused a terrific commotion at the zoo, your HOnor," he said. "Boys," said the judge sternly, "I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency like this. As I point to each one of you, tell me your name, and what you were doing wrong." "My name is Tom," said the first boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen." "My name is John," said the second boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen." "My name is Harry," said the third boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen." "My name is Peanuts," said the fourth boy.

funniness: 5.94

rating: G