lady s.

one day 3 men decided to go down to the pub called the queens legs one day for a drink when they got inside the landlord told them was a special offer going on if you could say when the pub first opened you would get free drinks all night so the 1st man tried but got it wrong the 2nd man tried and also got it wrong and the 3rd man tried and some how got it right but unfortunatly the pub was closing and would open in a couple of hours again . so the 3rd man waited out side for a bit untill a police man came up to him and said hullo hulllo hullo what are you doing here "im waiting for the queens legs to open to get a drink"

funniness: 2.40

rating: PG