Veronica G.

There was a mexican. american, and an italian. They all worked together as construction workers. They were sitting on top of the building that they were building while they ate their lunch. They each had a lunch form home. The mexican opened his lunch box and pulled out a burrito. "UURRGG!! If my wife packs me a burritoe one more time i'm gonna jump off this building and kill myself. The american opened his lunch box and pulled out a peanut and butter sandwhich. "UURRRG If my wife packs me peanut butter one more time i'm gonna jump off this building and kill myself. The italian opened his lunch box and pulled out spaghetti. "UUURRGG If my wifr packs me spaghetti one more time i'm gonna jump off this building and kill myself. So the next day the mexican opened his lunch box and he had a burrito so he jumped off the building and died. Then the italian opened his lunch box and he had spaghetti so he jumped off the building and killed himself. The american opened his lunch box and he had peanut butter and jelly so he jupmed off the building and died. Then the wives were at the funeral and the mexican and the italian wife were crying. They say that that the american wife was not crying. So they went over to her and asked "Why arent you crying, your husband killed himself?" She answered, "Because he packs his own lunch everyday. I don't know why he would kill himself."

funniness: 5.69

rating: PG