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A girl's parent go out for a party.Before going out they say to the girl's grandpa that if the girl wants anything,just give it to her. The parents will go out and the girl starts to play.Grandpa falls asleep and the girl notices grandpa's dick inside blanket.She wakes up and asks grandpa what was it.He replies that it was a parrot.Then she asks if she could play with it.He remembers what the parents say and allows her to play with his dick and falls asleep again. After some time grandpa smells something burning,he looks at his dick.It was on fire.He asks the girl what she had done.She replies,"While I was playing with the parrot,it spat at me.So I put it on fire."

funniness: 2.89

rating: PG-13