kieran c.

There was these three lads and they were all playing in the park. Shit,Fuck Off and Manners were their names. So, Shit fell off the swing and broke his leg and was screaming in agony. So fuck off went to the police station to ask them to ring the ambulance. Police: What's your name? Fuck Off: Fuck Off Police: What? Fuck Of: Fuck Off Police: I am a police man, where are your manners? Fuck Off: Outside picking Shit off the floor.

funniness: 5.45

rating: PG-13