Machyl E.

Famous last words, written by THE_oldy. #1 ?Of course it?s safe!? #2 ?No you idiot, there just dolphin fins? #3 ?Watch me mummy!? #4 ?Shoot me if I?m wrong, but?? #5 ?Nah, the green berries are poisoness? #6 ?What does this button do?? #7 ?You said the red wire right?? #8 ?I know a short cut? #9 ?I wonder how loud this can go?? #10 ?That?s not right?? #11 ?I?m bored?? #12 ?lets take the scenic route? #13 ?And for my final trick?? #14 ?One more can?t hurt!? #15 ?Yeh, but what are the chances that could happen?? #16 ?Drop bears what a crock of shi...? #17 ?Mine field my ass? #18 ?Only one way to find out? #19 ?Just one more for the road? #20 ?I?m not falling for that one? #21 ?I wanna go first? #22 ?You call that dumb?? #23 ?One small mistake and?? #24 ?I don?t need instructions? #25 ?Pull up, or we?ll hit that French plane? #26 ?Le Pull up, or we?ll la hit that la English plane? #27 ?Just follow the other lemmings? #28 ?Oh my god! A plane just flew into the opposite world trade centre tower!? #29 ?It?s just an optical illusion? #30 ?Well if he can do it? #31 ?Press F7 to disable my speech routines? #32 ?What does the flashing light mean?? #33 ?You forgot the what!?!? #34 ?Don?t worry, there is no sugar? #35 ?No I?m pretty sure the other door leads to curtain death? #35 ?Nothing could possibly go wrong? #36 ?What cha gonna do about it?? #37 ?Hi. I invented those screaming ads? #38 ?There?s no such thing as quick sand? #39 ?Wouldn?t it be inconvenient if?? #40 ?I thought you said this ship was unsinkable? #41 ?Look, no hands!? #42 ?I just found out what the meaning of life is!? #43 ?Then may god strike me down? #44 ?I wonder what that icicle tastes like? #45 ?Why did the sun just explode?? #46 ?Hey look, a jump? #47 ?What you say? I don?t see a duck? #48 ?No, I compensated for that? #49 ?Allow me to demonstrate? #50 ?Dare accepted?

funniness: 6.00

rating: PG